I really don't like Dr Gillian McKeith. Yesterday, as I walked into the room with a curry, some naan and a beer, she was listing 12 things which are 'naughty' foods. 3 of them were Indian takeaways, white bread and alcohol. I refuse to be told I'm naughty by someone who tells people their poo isn't good enough, and wanders up to strangers, grabs their bellies and tells them they're fat. When I eat a curry or drink a can of Heineken, I know it's 10 minutes off the end of my life, and I don't care! And as for telling us all that being overweight and unhealthy is unattractive, what about being obnoxious, self-righteous and patronising?

...and breathe...