Comedy: The Bedford, Balham, last night
For £3, we got 2 and a half hours of entertainment, of variable quality, but with plenty to shout about. Highlights include:
- Stephen Hawking portrayed as King of the Daleks, with the Daleks bowing down to him and not being able to get up afterwards.
- Bad Italian wine inducing facial expressions from across the Italian Gangster movie spectrum.
- Buying medieval cannons on eBay under the influence of alcohol.
- Getting discount from insurance under the Acts of God clause, if you're an atheist. Furthermore, claiming drunkenness while causing a road accident is due to all of the water in your body being miraculously changed to wine.
- The girl at the front of the room being very drunk, and the possible consequences of this.
I can highly recommend the Bedford's Tuesday night comedy, and I'll be sure to be there again soon!
- Stephen Hawking portrayed as King of the Daleks, with the Daleks bowing down to him and not being able to get up afterwards.
- Bad Italian wine inducing facial expressions from across the Italian Gangster movie spectrum.
- Buying medieval cannons on eBay under the influence of alcohol.
- Getting discount from insurance under the Acts of God clause, if you're an atheist. Furthermore, claiming drunkenness while causing a road accident is due to all of the water in your body being miraculously changed to wine.
- The girl at the front of the room being very drunk, and the possible consequences of this.
I can highly recommend the Bedford's Tuesday night comedy, and I'll be sure to be there again soon!
posted by Matt at
11.1.06
3 Comments:
completely unrelated by policyblender has been quoted by the Guardian today (pg 2, 11/10 edition) for the impeachment post. wahey!
*but, not by, policyblender... woops
Wow - you're right! Thanks for pointing that out, and you'd think the Guardian would ask first!
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